they literally cannot use clarice starling, she is apparently owned by another studio
… my hopes for their fifth or whatever season allegedly being silence of the lambs-era just shattered into ten million pieces on the rocks of despair

OMG ME TOO. SERIOUSLY. I DIDN’T WANT TO LIKE IT. but it sucked me in with cannibalism puns and kubrick homages, sigh.
yeah, like, i’ve heard it’s fun and everything, and i believe it, but i just. sigh. clarice. my lady. :(
i’m just overly invested in this series (of which i only actually like two of the installments) (i’m sorry, red dragon) (i’m not sorry, hannibal rising)
but who am i to resist a good cannibal pun? i cannot.
RIGHT???????????? i’ve watched every episode of hannibal and i’m still mad abt this
THE PREMISE IS LITERALLY CANNIBAL HONEYMOON
I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE WOULD EVER MAKE ANY OTHER SHOW
IF IT GETS CANCELLED I KNOW WHY
BECAUSE YOU MISSED THE CANNIBAL HONEYMOON ROMCOM BOAT
the real reason i haven’t watched hannibal yet is because i’m still mad that it isn’t about hannibal and clarice’s honeymoon in rio
The real reason I got out of the dating pool is that a partner would take up the space next to me in bed where my bag of chips goes.

”This is my favorite photo in the world - me and Linus, born to a dairy cow and ordered to be killed when the farmer saw he was a male (and thus useless in the dairy industry). A compassionate individual intervened, and he was brought to a sanctuary. I met him when he was a few days old and 60 pounds, and he would always try to sit on my lap. Today, 7 years young and 1500 pounds, he still tries to sit on my lap.”
- Colleen Patrick-Goudreau
Some of our stars are the same, Clarice