I just discovered 42 episodes of Hoarders on Netflix Instant Watch.
THIS DOES NOT BODE WELL FOR MY PRODUCTIVITY.
June 2011
May 2011
Republican’s Climate Solution: Clear-Cut the Rain Forest →
green.blogs.nytimes.com
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Sometimes I would like the ability to split into two people so I can punch myself in the face.
You know what would be funny?
If we made all the trees in Africa like 3 or 4 meters taller so giraffes would adapt and have HUGE necks and then do it every couple of thousand years so eventually we could put grass on the moon and giraffes could eat it and astronauts could slide down their necks to get back home
“Smokey and the Bandit! That’s the movie I named my boobs after!”
—Me
So I changed my Tumblr icon because I got tired of looking at my face all the time. HEY FACE, WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME, HUH? YOU GOT SOMETHIN’ TO SAY? Yeah, I didn’t THINK so.
Anyway, this is a heads-up, so in case you see that icon and are like WHO THE HELL IS THAT, I DON’T REMEMBER FOLLOWING TINY PANTSLESS ROBIN COVERED IN ACTUAL ROBINS, and you’re too lazy to read usernames, which is basically me all the time on this site, now you know.
And knowing is half the battle.
3 5 6 8 10 14
GO GO GO
SO MANY NUMBERS
3) I’m from EVERYWHERE. Military brat \o/ Oregon is the place I’ve lived the longest but I miss Florida the most, I guess? Hard question 8D;;
5) IS RAINBOW A COLOR? Uh. If not… then RED. I think. Or green.
6) But I have so maaaanyyyyyy. The most hilarious and terrible one is Geoffrey Rush, because he’s such a classy yet terrifying old gentleman. Let’s go with that.
8) …97.
10) Grey jeans and this shirt! NO SOCKS BECAUSE SOCKS ARE FOR SUCKERS
14) I’ve been fairly tipsy, but never drunk! I think. I’m not sure where the line’s drawn. I don’t drink often, anyway!
BACK THE FUN BUS UP: Put a Number in my Ask →
nessuno.tumblr.com
1) what’s your name?
2) how old are you?
3) where are you from?
4) when’s your birthday?
5) what’s your favorite color?
6) who’s your celeb crush?
7) how many followers do you have?
8) how many people do you follow?
9) what did you eat today?
10) what are you wearing?
11) what sort of phone do you have?
12) are you a virgin?
13) have you kissed any before?
14) have you ever been drunk?
15) have you ever smoked weed?
SURE, WHY NOT
i make shiny things: Not cool Urban Outfitters, not cool. →
imakeshinythings.tumblr.com
One of my lovely customers sent me a message today with this link.
And here is my United/World of Love line:
My heart sank a little bit. The World/United States of Love line that I created is one of the reasons that I was able to quit my full-time job. They even stole the item…
Hot TUrban Outfitters steals from artists, sky blue, Pope shits in woods.
Oh, and guess where some of those ill-gotten profits can go: “While the typical Urban Outfitters shopper is likely to be liberal-minded—as is the province and privilege of youth—the fiftysomething Hayne is mom-and-apple-pie conservative. He and his wife Margaret have contributed $13,150 to the campaign coffers of Paleolithic right-wing Republican Sen. Rick Santorum and his Political Action Committee over the years.”
“The Legion of Doom isn’t a very subtle name. Couldn’t they have called themselves, like, Microsoft or something?”
—prismbaron
