June 2012
May 2012
i was watching scooby doo and i’ve been inspired to become a scooby doo villain
i’m gonna go online and purchase an expensive chewbacca suit and have it mailed to an alternate address so the shipping record won’t link directly to me
then when night falls i’ll dress in the chewbacca suit and begin sprinting around the city, lurking in trees and knocking over trashcans and occasionally pressing my face against windows and people will pee their pants thinking there’s a local bigfoot on the loose
eventually i’ll start stealing things because i’m fairly sure that’s one of the qualifications of scooby doo villainy
nothing serious obviously maybe a few yachts and a porsche just for the sake of driving in a porsche while dressed as chewbacca
i’ll continue doing this but avoid ever being seen directly so i’ll just become the local myth who everyone swears is real and shows up out of nowhere and terrorizes children and steals thing and mysteriously protects an abandoned mansion
this will work because scooby doo doesn’t exist, therefore i’m in no danger of ever being discovered
Texts From The Other Room
Pairing: Wally/Dick (slash if you squint)
Rating: G
Notes: It’s hard being Wally, sometimes.
/faceclutch
/sparkly eyes
/makes soft and delicate whale noises
/alarms the dog
/adds to fic recs
I needed Dick/Wally fluff so bad tonight and then this showed up and omg it’s so cute I kind of want to die??? THANK YOU, STRANGER, FOR BESTOWING UNTO ME THE GIFT OF QUASI-DOMESTICFIC EVEN THOUGH YOU DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED IT <3
